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Monday, November 29, 2010

Vampires Suck DVD Review

Vampires Suck DVD Review


Synopsis: Sink your teeth into the Extended Bite Me Edition of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck--with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Scary Movie and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!

Review: Vampires Suck?  Vampires DO suck.  Do you want to know why?  I'll tell you why...its this new Twilight garbage.  Vampires are blood thirsty maniacs that seduce women into submission in order to feast on them.  That is the vampire that we all know and love.  Twilight has turned them into glittery, ab-riddled, DAY WALKING nightmares!  The only theraputic outlet I have for this frustration and the tween obsession with romantic vampires is the new spoof film Vampires Suck, coming to DVD tuesday.

A lot of spoofs are a miss.  They just don't get it on the mark, but Vampires Suck is NOT one of those films.  This one nails it dead-on!  I had laughs in every single scene.  If you hate this new Twilight phenomenon, this film is for you.  It even spotlights one of my biggest issues with the series..WHY are these sexy beasts all fighting over this terribly ugly girl?!  One of the best lines in the movie is "hey, you seem boring and frigid..want to go to prom?".  The actress that plays Becca, the spoof of Bella, gets the mannerisms down perfectly.  Its just a completely enjoyable parody.

We HIGHLY recommend this one!  Look for our giveaway here on DVD Legion for your chance to win one of 3 Vampires Suck DVDs for FREE!

Interest Range: Comedy, Spoof